What Are Superheroes Thankful For?

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It’s that time again, the leaves are turning brown, red and yellow, the air starts to get its winter chill, and Turkeys are flying of the shelves at the local supermarket. Thanksgiving is here and as we stuff our faces and lounge around watching the big game, we also take time to be thankful. We here at GWW are thankful for so much; mostly for fans like you who are the reason we exist. But I also thought it would be fun it we went around and talked with superheroes to hear what they are thankful for. So I enlisted the help of some of my fellow geeks and we visited all the popular superhero hangouts to chat with them about what they are most thankful for this year. The answers below may surprise you. Sit back and enjoy as your favorite superheroes give thanks on this Thanksgiving Holiday.

“I’m Thankful I am finally getting the Movie I deserve, with a Star I deserve and a rating I deserve, plus chimichangas. Go See Deadpool in theaters Febuary 12th.” –Deadpool

“I’m thankful She-Hulk hasn’t changed her Netflix password in four years.” Ant-Man (via reddit user JeffRyan1)

“I’m actually happy to be rid of that god damn hammer, you have no idea the burden of having to be so worthy all the time, plus carrying it around was really killing my back.”Thor

“Don’t tell Bruce this but I am thankful to have Batman in my next movie, I could really use the box office boost.”Superman

“Don’t tell Clark but I am actually happy to be sharing a film with him, It was getting to be a heavy burden carrying WB all by myself?”Batman

“Really Dude?”Redwolf (via reddit user BigChillRob)

“Secret Wars is finally ending, I always though I wanted to be God but Ruler of Latveria is looking very good right now, plus it looks like I end up with some much needed plastic surgery.” –Dr. Doom

“Earth should be Thankful for Elon Musk.” –Swamp Thing

“Not to get political but I am thankful for Gun Show background check loopholes.” –The Punisher (via Reddit user Jacobcrewutzfeldt)

“People actually give a damn about me and my friends again.” –Archie

*Awkward Silence –Black Bolt

“I’m thankful I didn’t have to wear a Purple Sock that I have had sense World War II in Captain America: Civil War.” -Baron Zemo

“Another Reboot in Comics and Movies I guess, Marvel makes me say that.” -Spider-Man

“HULK THANKFUL! SMASH FOOD.” -Hulk (via Sarah Payne-Mills, GWW)

“I’m thankful I never got dragged into the Amazing Spider-Man franchise.” -Doctor Octopus 

“Thankfulness is a state of mind not achieved on the plain of despair of which I am currently inhabiting, so let’s just say my favorite pair of Alligator loafers made for me but the goblin cobbler of the Horwacka Realm.” -Doctor Strange 

“We are thankful Disney bought Star Wars.”Everyone in a Galaxy Far Far Away

“I’m thankful for strategically placed dumpsters and writers to scared to kill me off.” -Glenn (Via Chris Pirri, GWW)

Superheroes and villains have so much to be thankful, it’s nice to take a peek behind the cape. If you want to share what your Thankful for please do so in the comments below, or if you recently chatted with your friendly neighborhood hero or villain and want to share what they are thankful please let us know. Happy Thanksgiving!

By Casey Walsh

At an early age I knew I loved two things more than anything else Comic Books and Video Games and no matter how hard my parents tried they couldn't keep me away from the capes and pixels. Now that I have a wife and child of my own I can't wait to share these vast worlds and experiences with them and hopefully you! With GWW I created and become editor of the comics section, which has now become the websites most popular area and features daily post with unique Comic editorials, reviews and previews. Along with Will Elizondo we started the GWW Capes Crew podcast. A weekly show dedicated to to all things Comics, Superheros and Sequential Art. After a year of creating content for GWW I was made its Editor in Chief. I love everything I do and can't think of a better way to spend my time than to spread every form of geekery to every corner of the globe. Comics will all be my passion though and were my heart lies. Twitter: @TheComixKid PSN ID: rosettastone24 Console of choice: PS4 or Vita Favorite Genre: Action RPG Comic Book Pull List: Guardians of the Galaxy, Superior Spider-Man, Batman, Black Science, The Star Wars and Superman Unchained, Amazing Spider-Man, Justice League. Anything by Rick Remender, Dan Slott, or Donny Cates Favorite Comics: The Dark Knight Returns, Blackest Night, Old Man Logan, BuzzKill, Infinity Gauntlet, Winter Solider, Fables Also Collects: Marvel and DC Minimates and action figures galore. Career Systems: Atari 2600, NES, Gameboy, Game Gear, Genesis, SNES, Dreamcast, PS1, Xbox, PS2, Xbox 360, PS3, Vita, PS4

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