The GWW family got a little larger as founder Joe Barhoum and his lovely wife Analisa welcomed their first child into the world earlier today. Ariana Sara Barhoum, heiress to the GWW Throne, was born on February 27th at 8:45 am PST. She weighs 7 lbs 10 oz and put up quite a fight!
Even though he came prepared with all manner of technological gadgetry, Joe shunned his electronic sources of joy and placed firmly upon his crown the Mantle of Manliness. After tossing no fewer than three doctors, five nurses, and two janitors from the delivery room, Joe executed his role as Analisa’s birthing coach like a boss. Shortly after Ariana came into the world, she was wrapped in the furs of multiple bears which, in his spare time, Joe had acquired from their former owners with his bare hands, sheer will, and brute strength.
Please join us as we congratulate the Barhoum family on their newest member!