RYGUY’S GAMING WITH NERDS: Best Free Mobile Games To Play While Pooping!

Nov 26, 2015


What is up nerdy people? Today, I’m going to be laying down some hardcore survival tips for when your dropping that number 2. Now everybody in this day and age has their phone on them when they are in the thunder box and for that reason you are either reading these articles from omegaunderground’s talented writers, or you are playing some form of mobile game. now through the years I have found some of the best games (in my humble opinion), to poop to. and as an added feature these games are all free to play.

Number-5 Plants vs zombies

This game is made by the very successful Popcap games. If you haven’t yet figured it out this game is about some epic garden warfare. You are essentially this person who lives in a house that is constantly under siege from the ever crafty undead. What makes this game a good pooping game is the thinking involved with setting up your defenses to fend off these zombies. Its a great game with an expansive resume’ involving a bunch of games that are sure to make your pooping time more fun.

Number-4 Angry birds

If You have been living under a rock for the last 10 years or so, then you would have no idea about this game or its many sequels. Rovio games has turned this game into a juggernaut of games and merchandising. This is a crazy fun game where you slaughter little green pigs in their homes by launching members of your own species in a series of suicidal assaults. This game is virtually never ending if you intend on beating each level perfectly. Not to mention the wide variety of sequels and spin offs involving Star Wars, Rio, and newly Transformers. These games just simply cannot be conquered giving you ample time to finish your business.

Number-3 Maki bot evolve

Absolute games and Fab Mika games developed this simple yet insanely fun and beautiful game. Quite simply you are trying to make it as high as you can by jumping from platform to platform to gain coins. These coins act as your high score and act as your way to buy new robot skins to jump with. They have everything from an alien, to a devil, and even a LGBT themed robot because we are all people and we all poop.

Number-2 smash hit

Mediocre Games brought us this amazingly gorgeous and intense game. You fly first person through level upon level of obstacles and amazing landscapes. The challenge in this game come from having to shoot metal ball bearings at the things trying to get in your way. This game takes concentration, skill, and honestly it take practice to master. When you do get the skills down you will find that not only is this game fun and challenging, but when you finally make it to the end you can access the unlimited mode. If you just so happen to be in for the long haul in the can, then you are in luck because the game never ends!
Number-1 Happy wheels the app (out for IOS, but Android has been announced to come out later)

If you can remember playing this baby in school when you should’ve been doing work, then you are in for a surprise. Totaljerkface.com developers took the hilariously gory game that has over 8 Billion playable levels! this game simply cant be explained to sane people, you are essentially whatever poor character you pick, and you must traverse a level skillfully or as fast as you can. All of this is to avoid being horribly mangled, blown up, or dismembered at the hands of physics and various bladed weapons. This game is hilarious, intense and very fun and I can say with confidence this game could just be your next go-to pooping app.


If you have your own favorite pooping app, or a game that you just cant poop without and you think it should’ve been on this list tweet me @omgitsryguy442. Check me out on Youtube right here, and subscribe if you want to see more nerdy goodness

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That’s all for this article thanks a poop load and stay beautiful Nerds!



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