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The GWW family got a little larger as founder Joe Barhoum and his lovely wife Analisa welcomed their first child into the world earlier today. Ariana Sara Barhoum, heiress to the GWW Throne, was born on February 27th at 8:45 am PST. She weighs 7 lbs 10 oz and put up quite a fight!
Even though he came prepared with all manner of technological gadgetry, Joe shunned his electronic sources of joy and placed firmly upon his crown the Mantle of Manliness. After tossing no fewer than three doctors, five nurses, and two janitors from the delivery room, Joe executed his role as Analisa’s birthing coach like a boss. Shortly after Ariana came into the world, she was wrapped in the furs of multiple bears which, in his spare time, Joe had acquired from their former owners with his bare hands, sheer will, and brute strength.
Please join us as we congratulate the Barhoum family on their newest member!
By Kenney Newville
Kenney Newville was born in California but raised in Missouri. This left him very confused: he spoke much quicker than everyone else around him, but he was comfortable with the lower Midwest prices. Kenney spent his first year of college living in a Benedictine monastery, something that every young man in the 21st century did. After realizing the monastery wasn’t hard-core enough for him, he decided to move back to his home town of St. Joseph, MO to finish school. During his quest for a history diploma, he became indebted to GameStop and worked there in indentured servitude for one and a half years. Eventually, after getting married, Kenney escaped and travelled to the Far East to find himself. He taught English as a Second Language in South Korea for 16 months and, after the whole Korean peninsula learned to speak fluent American, he was forced to return home and find a real job. When he's not working, you can find him gaming, writing about games, or discussing them on the Gaming @ 30 podcast.
