I'm a wee bit afraid of the ocean. There is no official phobia involved, just my sense of logic. You see, there are too many critters that can get you....
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Two Staple Gold: Superman #349
Superman, the world's greatest superhero. Without Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster's creation all of us may have lived crummy lives. Other powered beings have...
Two Staple Gold: The Flash #163
"I like weird and wacky!" No, this isn't the password to get into the fetish club downtown. Ahem... I think. Rather, It's a statement that tends to...
Two Staple Gold: Frankenstein Monster #8
Halloween is here! Can't say I'm much of the celebrating type considering my childhood was spent decked out in flammable plastic...and handing out candy...
Two Staple Gold: Showcase #55
Solomon Grundy born on a Monday, died on a Saturday. Every article written about him starts with the nursery rhyme. It's officially part of his origin and...
Two Staple Gold: House of Mystery #148
House of Mystery has long been associated with horror but it actually featured superhero stories from #143- #173. Martian Manhunter aka J'onn...
TWO STAPLE GOLD: GHOST RIDER #16
I fucking love Jaws. Enough so that I open up this column using a cuss when describing one of my favorite movie franchises. When I stumbled upon...
Two Staple Gold: Marvel Two in One #96
Who doesn't have a soft spot for Marvel's hero made of rock? I'm talking of course about the Thing. Since 1961, Ben Grimm has been one of the cornerstones...
Two Staple Gold: Metamorpho #4
While it doesn't happen often, sometimes a cover grabs me. It's so enticing that I can't resist getting a little giddy to see what's inside....
Two Staple Gold: Adventures of Bayou Billy #1
Video Game properties don't seem to translate well to other media. Full disclosure, I'm the furthest thing from a "Gamer" but I say this only...
Two Staple Gold: J.L.A. #70
There's just something about the Creeper I like. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it's the colors and offbeat costume or my affection for those on...